[Exotica]
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
♠ 6:02 PM
BIMBO OF THE YEAR: MUMMY

Mum: Ben ah where u going tonight?
Me (bathing): Er Esplanade?
Mum: o for?
Me: To watch fireworks.. Singapore Fireworks Festival
Mum: Wha how come i dont know (mused)
Mum: is it free of charge?

----------Simultaneously, i dropped my toothbrush in disbelief-------------------

Mum (continued): Free not?

----Bimbotic level hit to the brim, I can just stuff my head into the toilet bowl------

Me (snapped) : NO U HAVE TO PURCHASE AIR SPACE...

Whatever la... like totally legally blonde in the makin...lol

Anywayz... finally after so many months, ME and dearest FZ took our first neoprint together hahaha.. and she scared she will look awful.. Well like i always say. the issue is never the camera, its the subjects lol..

she is so gonna slap me..fine..the subject is me.. hhaha..


=P

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

Tea-Bagging Time


Past Rendezvous

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